Red Flags vs. Beige Flags

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Not red flags. Not green flags. The harmless, weird little quirks of living with someone. Confess yours.
- ✅ Narrates the dog's thoughts out loud
- ✅ Has a “system” for loading the dishwasher
- ✅ Says “just five more minutes” — means forty
- ✅ Keeps 14 phone chargers, can't find one
Not a red flag. Not a green flag. Just… beige.
Your turn: Confess your partner's beige flag (or yours) Tell us in the comments below, or add your take from the Blog.
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