Signs You Listen to Too Much True Crime

Audio drops on launch day.The episode player goes right here — Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube links too.
- ✅ You text “home safe” after every single outing
- ✅ You know what luminol is (and so does your search history)
- ✅ You check the back seat. Every. Time.
- ✅ You’ve already picked your alibi buddy 👯
How many did you check? Tag your alibi buddy 👇
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